Welcome to Pornie! By accessing or using this website, you agree to these Terms and Conditions. If you don’t agree, please exit stage left.
1. Content Disclaimer
Our content is humor-driven and for entertainment purposes only. It’s not professional advice, life guidance, or a map to the meaning of existence. Consume at your own risk.
2. Age Restrictions
This site is strictly for readers 18 and older. If you’re under 18, scram—this isn’t for you.
3. Intellectual Property
All content on Pornie belongs to us (unless otherwise credited). You can’t steal it, copy it, or repost it without permission. Want to share? Great—just link back and give credit where it’s due.
4. User Contributions
If you send us comments, ideas, or guest posts, you’re granting us the right to use them for free. But hey, thanks for the input!
5. No Hard Feelings
We’re here for laughs, not lawsuits. If you find something offensive, take a deep breath and remember: humor isn’t universal. Still upset? Feel free to contact us (nicely).
6. Liability Limitations
We’re not liable for:
- Your inability to take a joke.
- Any emotional distress caused by sarcasm overload.
- Anything that happens after you leave our site via links.
7. Updates to These Terms
We might update these terms because, well, life happens. Check back often, or don’t—that’s on you.
8. Contact Us
Questions? Complaints? Love letters? Email us at [insert email here]. Just know, snarky emails may receive snarky responses.
By continuing to enjoy our site, you’re agreeing to these terms. Now, stop reading the boring stuff and get back to the fun.