At Pornie, we value your privacy as much as we value a good laugh. Here’s the rundown on how we handle your information (spoiler: responsibly).
1. Information We Collect
We may collect the following information:
- Basic Info: Name, email, or other details you voluntarily share (like when you sign up or send us fan mail).
- Usage Data: We track how you interact with our site using cookies, because who doesn’t love virtual snacks?
2. How We Use Your Information
Your data is used to:
- Send updates, newsletters, or replies to your messages.
- Improve our site’s performance (so it loads faster than your favorite meme).
- Make your experience fun, smooth, and personalized.
We promise: no spam, just occasional sprinkles of awesomeness.
3. Sharing Your Info
We don’t sell your data. Period. We may share it only when:
- Required by law (like if the Internet police show up).
- Protecting our site (against hackers or trolls).
- Using trusted tools/services (like email newsletters).
4. Cookies and Tracking
Yes, we use cookies to track site performance and user preferences. You can always block or clear them in your browser, but some features might sulk and stop working.
5. Data Security
We work hard to protect your data, but let’s be real: nothing online is 100% hack-proof. Still, we do our best to keep your info safe from nosy neighbors.
6. Third-Party Links
We may link to other sites for context or laughs. Once you click away, their privacy policies take over—we’re not responsible for their shenanigans.
7. Your Rights
You can:
- Opt out of emails anytime (we won’t take it personally).
- Request a copy of your data or ask us to delete it (except data we’re legally required to keep).
8. Policy Updates
We might tweak this policy now and then. Check back if you’re curious, or just trust us to stay ethical.
9. Contact Us
Got questions, concerns, or jokes to share? Email us at [insert email here].
Thanks for trusting Pornie to keep things funny and private. Now, go enjoy the good stuff!